the universe is freaking huge

Aug 29
nowyoukno:

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Aug 29
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Aug 29

Girls fangirling over the Starks since 1943.

Aug 29
sonicscribblings:

horizon-bound:

INKtober day fifteen

October 2013

sonicscribblings:

horizon-bound:

INKtober day fifteen

October 2013

Aug 29
sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

Aug 29
sonicscribblings:

Ack, this has been sitting in my WIP folder far too long… came close to scrapping it several times, but I’d already sunk countless hours into it and posted WIPs to twitter, so I figured I’d just finish it up and post it anyway (I’m not even entirely sure it is finished, I’ve been looking at it so long.) I learned from it, at least, and I figure any piece you can learn from isn’t a total loss.Anywho, uh, enjoy, I guess?(right-click on “High-res” and hit “open link in new tab” to see a larger, more readable version!)

sonicscribblings:

Ack, this has been sitting in my WIP folder far too long… came close to scrapping it several times, but I’d already sunk countless hours into it and posted WIPs to twitter, so I figured I’d just finish it up and post it anyway (I’m not even entirely sure it is finished, I’ve been looking at it so long.) I learned from it, at least, and I figure any piece you can learn from isn’t a total loss.

Anywho, uh, enjoy, I guess?

(right-click on “High-res” and hit “open link in new tab” to see a larger, more readable version!)

Aug 26

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

Aug 26
  • me outside when it rains: i hate the rain this is shit fuck this i fucking hate you water droplets of fuck
  • me inside when it rains: omg this is so nice i wanna make hot chocolate and watch films yasss rain yasssssss
Aug 25

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

Aug 25

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

Aug 25
littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

Aug 25

himo2785:

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Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

when does the baby get the tennis ball though?

Aug 25

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

Aug 25

pastelcat-s:

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING NOW SAY IT WITH ME